If I Was Paid to Blog...

Wednesday, March 18, 2015


I'm not, obviously.

In case you were wondering. I don't have any sponsored posts or have ads on my blog, because, well, this little thing ain't in that stage of life right now. But I've always thought of my blog as a business - in that I'm serious about it and have grand plans for her.

But I also recognize that I have to work with the stage of life that I'm in right now (college, dorm living, etc.), so I can't go full-blown blogger quite yet.

But in an ideal world if I was paid to blog, here's what I'd do.

-I'd make my boyfriend/husband/assistant/personal photographer take pictures of me, outfit shots, detail shots 2-3 times a week.

This is an ideal world, remember? In a that la-la-land, I'd have a man in my life whom I'd force to use my camera...."No, make sure to tell me to raise my chin before you take the picture!"

-I'd paint my walls white and have a bright, air background for said pictures.

Instead of a tiny, cream/beige dorm room filled with books and clutter.

-I'd be able to afford lights and film stellar tutorial videos.

Thusly, companies would send me gads of products to try and I'd never need buy make-up again (even though top-notch professional YouTubers definitely do spend their own money on most of what they review).

-I'd live somewhere gorgeous with four seasons and thus have posts that appeal to readers on every coast/side/top/bottom of a country.

Like Virginia. Or Canada. They have four seasons, so I'm told. And Virginia is the state for lovers. Maybe I should move there first to find the photographing boyfriend/husband mentioned above.

Sounds like marvelous life plans. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to pack up my life, order lights on Amazon, hire a tall hipster photographer + get a gallon of white paint.

And you know, pretend I'm being paid to blog. Don't mind me. ;)